Chapter 1: Riff Raff! Street Rat!
It suddenly occurred to Mr. and Mrs. Darling:
"Peter Pan is a riff raff! Street rat!"
"Ohhhh…" Mickey Mouse replied. "I don't buy that! Ha-huh!" Happily, Mickey winked at his magical entourage of friends. "Get it? The movie line? From Aladdin?"
"Good one Mic!" said Goofy.
"Kkkkkcheeeeheeheeheehee!" cackled Donald Duck.
"Very witty!" agreed Minnie Mouse.
"Arf!" Pluto said.
The Darlings were not amused. Neither was Captain Hook.
"Permit me, dear mouse, to clarify." Captain Hook swept between the Darlings. His reflection gleamed across the golden floors of Cinderella's Castle. "Tis a very delicate matter. Please, open your fantastically oversized ears."
Ooooo. Donald, Goofy, and Pluto cringed. Point Captain Hook.
"Okie dokie." Mickey wriggled a finger inside his ear. "Shoot! Why is Peter Pan a riff raff, street rat?"
Minnie bounced on her hot magenta heels. <